Welcome To Trump America

In Trump America, the Statue Of Liberty will have to be replaced. She’s over a hundred years old and a dog. Trump America must have a younger, better looking statue.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what (the media) write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
— Donald Trump

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Now grotesque @BetteMidler is into the Trump act — trying to become relevant again.

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Sarah Jessica Parker voted “unsexiest woman alive” – I agree. She said “it’s beneath me to comment on the… http://fb.me/1YCkA5JUi

Donald J. TrumpVerified account‏@realDonaldTrump
@laurasgoldman: .@realDonaldTrump why is it necessary to comment on .@ariannahuff looks? Because she is a dog who wrongfully comments on me

Donald J. TrumpVerified account‏@realDonaldTrump
Today I officially declared my candidacy for President of the United States. Watch the video of my full speech- https://youtu.be/q_q61B-DyPk

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