Johnny Swift aka Retzlaff on Disqus

I’ve posted this before but here’s Tom Retzlaff as Johnny Swift on Disqus with links still intact.

FBI Admits It Controlled Tor Servers Behind Mass Malware Attack

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Johnny Swift  splicernyc  2 years ago

I like child porn. I hope it never goes away!

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

every time a police officer gets murdered I get a smile.

Kim Dotcom Pushes Mega-Lawsuit Over Swat Raid, Spying

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

Every time A police officer gets murdered, I get a huge smile and feel sooo happy.

Maryland gun applications overwhelm police, dealers as tough limits draw near

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Johnny Swift  Johnny Swift  2 years ago

“Oh, but Johnny, you could go to jail.” Big deal. I’ve been there, done that. Prison doesn’t scare me anymore. My freedoms are more important.

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

I never mess with permits or applications. I just go out and get a gun. I could careless about the law or the pigs. I do what I want, and if you try and stop me…well, its a good thing I got me a whole bunch of guns!

Sparks man sentenced to 20 years for child porn charges

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Johnny Swift  Johnny Swift  2 years ago

the dude is an illegal alien, too. wonder why they left that part of the story out. he has been here for years breaking the law.

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Johnny Swift  drowsyangel  2 years ago

You stupid person – the child that was molested was the uncle, not some random stranger. Your stupid ideas about watching your children and keeping them close are no defense against a pervy uncle. Plus the dude is an illegal alien

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

If only this dude had kept his mouth shut. He totally talked his way into prison. the cops raided the wrong house across the street. after discovering their mistake they went across the street and talked to him and asked him if he had any CP. Like a dumbass, he said “yes, I have CP.” Lulz to the max!! Way to go man! People – The police are NEVER there to help you! They are there to put you in jail! When will y’all learn to STFU when the cops come around??

Discussion on CBS LA  3 comments

Former Assistant Principal Pleads Guilty To Statutory Rape Of Three Students

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

U. G. L. Y. she ain’t got no alibi. She’s ugly, she’s ugly, she’s ugly all the way, hey!

Discussion on CBS LA  114 comments

Glendale Unified Hires Local Company To Monitor Students’ Social Media Posts

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

Imma go make a fake FB profile claiming Im a Glendale student and then start posting a bunch of stuff about killing and suicide and such just to mess with their system. I hope everyone will do the same.

Discussion on CBS LA  1 comments

RivCo Couple Allegedly Killed Man Falsely Accused Of Molesting 4-Year-Old

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

so their only evidence is a jail house snitch. yeah, that case is credible.

Discussion on CBS LA  37 comments

CHP Unveils New Police Interceptor SUV Pursuit Vehicle

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

I hate the CHP. I hope this leads to more officer deaths.

Woman Arrested For Not Realizing Gun-Toting Men Coming After Her Were Cops

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

the more police officers that get murdered the better off We The People will be. I hope more cops get killed!

Discussion on Bloomberg  848 comments

Jail Becomes Home for Husband Stuck With Lifetime Alimony

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

this is why most ex-wives end up dead.  that’s how I eliminated my alimony payments.  lol  I only had to do three yrs and it was well worth it!!!

Discussion on CBS Boston  679 comments

Luxury Condo Board Tells Tenant Flag Violates ‘White Curtain’ Rule

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

If I lived there I would take a gun into the HOA office and dare them to make me remove my flag. But that’s just me. I don’t mind going to prison – been there, done that. But I do mind people telling me how to fly my flag. Yeah, I’m a crazy person. But so what? When you make stupid rules like that, you run the risk of making a guy like me mad at you.
I don’t mind breaking the law and I don’t mind going to jail for something I feel is important. The condo ass’n just has to decide of this is a fight worth getting hurt over.

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Johnny Swift  Guest  2 years ago

I would take a gun into the HOA office and dare them to make me remove my flag. But that’s just me. I don’t mind going to prison – been there, done that. But I do mind people telling me how to fly my flag. Yeah, I’m a crazy person. But so what? When you make stupid rules like that, you run the risk of making a guy like me mad at you.

Entrepreneurship: The Ultimate White Privilege?

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

I hate knee grows more than anything in the world. I wish they were all hanged.

Feds Think Kid-Porn Suspect Will Decrypt His Hard Drives

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

i like child porn and I am totally in favor of people looking a pictures. Why is looking at pics of raped and murdered ppl ok, but not naked kids? this is hypocracy. the law needs to change.

Discussion on Infowars  3528 comments

Florida Nurse Terrorized by US Marshals

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

To any FEDS reading this – I will kill you first and worry about the repercussions later once we all sort out who’s whom. Being a former FED myself on a SORT team, I know all the tricks. I have armor for me and mine. If I suspect you are not what you are claiming to be, I will Stand My Ground with deadly force, if need be. You do not get to barge into my home uninvited simply because you wave a piece of tin or a piece of paper in my face.. My daughter or son will shoot you dead, if I don’t first. Knock and be polite and you will receive politeness back. If you are legit, then 15 minutes spent chilling while I call in your creds to see if they’re legit isn’t gonna kill ya. And that’s that. P.s. Don’t bother trying to trace my posts since I use TOR and nearby unsecured WiFi at strip malls & neighbors. But u know me and u know how deadly serious I am when I am dealing with fake cops or those who don’t properly ID themselves first. A couple of AFT SRoTs guys found that out the hard way when they thought there we being cool about “badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges / warrents!” lol

Stand Your Ground laws likely here to stay

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

stand your ground is race neutral so why are the knee grows all upset about it? maybe it is because those people just do not know how to act like human beings in public, thus, they are more liable to get shot by someone trying to stand their ground.

Questions raised in Houston after Zimmerman protests

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Johnny Swift  pegasusx86  2 years ago

I hate knee grows more than anything in the world and I wish they were all dead and hung from trees

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Johnny Swift  texacajun  2 years ago

I would have shot them dead if I was there.

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

I think that people need to shoot these knee grows in the street,

Angela Corey’s Checkered Past

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

she needs to be beaten and raped to death. that would be funny to see.

Discussion on latinpost  1254 comments

Former Olympian Prostitute Stripped Of Big Ten Award

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

I had sex with her twice for around $500 a night. I took pics of her when she wasn’t looking.

Discussion on theWrap  13 comments

‘Storage Wars’ Star Brandi Passante: I’m Being Harassed by a Porn Freak!

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Johnny Swift  modernmario  2 years ago

Yeah its her. I reposted the video on about 50 different sites today. lulz

Discussion on theWrap  4 comments

‘Storage Wars’ Porn Lawsuit: Alleged Brandi Passante Video Distributor Found in Contempt

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

The judge’s order does not matter. I have been running around posting all kinds of fake nude of her on every website I can. I posted her home address and SSN too.

Discussion on theWrap  58 comments

‘Storage Wars’ Star Brandi Passante Gets Pittance in Porn Video Lawsuit

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Johnny Swift  Annabelle Havlicek  2 years ago

“She could always sue him in civil court” – wow, you really are a retard. Just what kind of court do you think this was, anyways? It was CIVIL court, you moron.

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Johnny Swift  Annabelle Havlicek  2 years ago

Politics of court? What role did “politics” play here? No one cares about this Hunter Moore guy. No one cares about this girl. She totally failed to PROVE her damages. You just don’t get to wander in off the street and ask for a random amount of damages, you nit wit.

Discussion on EW.com  588 comments

Food Network will not renew Paula Deen contract

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

Is this going to make people like black folks more or less.  I hate n-words more than anything in the world and would love to see them all lynched.

Discussion on CBS Detroit  10 comments

Sex Offender Arrested After Following Women Through Store

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Johnny Swift  2 years ago

since when is it against the law to follow women around? What a joke.