Farewell My Friends, This Is My Last Day On Earth

Oh my goodness. Kathy Scott of Great Scott put a hex on me. I have just hours before her spell takes effect. 

I was going to walk by the ocean and smell the roses for the few hours that remain to me but there’s a shoe sale at Aventura mall I think I better hit before it’s too late.

The Girl Army‏@jointhegirlarmy

I can expose you for your attacks on a transgender person who attempted suicide @lexie_blu I have your police reports from NOLA #RHOC

The Girl Army ‏@jointhegirlarmy Jun 21

The next time you mess with Shawn >@lexie_blu < You will feel the wrath of the entire transgender #lgbt community.

Trumpty Dumpty Retweeted The Girl Army

No no no, Carl is the transgender. Shawn is the boyfriend who has had his left arm amputated 4 times since 9/11

Trumpty Dumpty ‏@bugaboogaloo Jun 24

As I recall Shawn successfully committed suicide last year but rose from the dead for his 4th left arm amputation

The Girl Army‏@jointhegirlarmy

@bugaboogaloo @lexie_blu I don’t know who that is but I’m not at all surprised u r making fun of someone u don’t know.

Trumpty Dumpty ‏@bugaboogaloo Jun 24

And I’m not at all surprised you are, once again, creating drama to get attention.

Trumpty Dumpty ‏@bugaboogaloo Jun 24

I am eager to see you raise an LGBT army to avenge a figment of Miley’s imagination.

The Girl Army‏@jointhegirlarmy

@bugaboogaloo @lexie_blu mocking a suicide attempt will bring darkness into ur home. You will get tragic news on Sat before 10p


Trumpty Dumpty ‏@bugaboogaloo Jun 24

Oh please Kathy, you’re voodoo is all in your head.

Kathy did warn me she was a witch. She threatened to make me impotent using her magical powers. Though I think that would happen to anyone who spent much time with her.

The Girl Army

I just sent you a message on Linked in

The Girl Army

get off my case I haven’t done anything to you Steve

The Girl Army

Ok Steve I’m an expert in SEO

Trumpty Dumpty

Not too much of an expert since whatever message you sent on linkedIn wasn’t to my account.

The Girl Army

Haha ok someone gave me your named and it was wrong so it didn’t send

The Girl Army

I know you’re Florida Steve



The Girl Army

I was born and raised in FL


The Girl Army

I know have your real name Steve Halstead


The Girl Army

I’m not what those lunatics say about me


The Girl Army

Look at the tweets you posted – they’re nice



The Girl Army

Why do they call you Florida Steve when you lived in California for so long?

Trumpty Dumpty

Try harder

The Girl Army

Really?

The Girl Army

Am i warm?

The Girl Army

Is the last name wrong

Trumpty Dumpty

I don’t really care. You’re a little pathetic if you think I can be intimidated

The Girl Army

I’m not trying to intimidate you


The Girl Army

I just meant I can hide stuff


The Girl Army

However, I am a little pathetic


The Girl Army

Who told you to post that?


The Girl Army

Are you friends with Stacey Lennox?

Trumpty Dumpty

I don’t know a stacey lennox. Nobody tells me to post anything


The Girl Army

Then why post about me? Even the tweets you use aren’t mean


Trumpty Dumpty

I think it’s called freedom of speech. I don’t need your permission or approval to post anything.


The Girl Army

You don’t but you don’t even know my story

The Girl Army

I’m a women’s activist


Trumpty Dumpty

Every one has a story.

The Girl Army

what’s yours


The Girl Army

I’m told you’re gay

The Girl Army

are you married

The Girl Army

Do you have kids? nieces, nephews?

The Girl Army

My cousin who lives in Florida is gay


The Girl Army

He was married over 25 years and just came out one day.

The Girl Army

life is hard when you have to lie all the time. It took it’s toll on him and he ex wife is a bitch.


Trumpty Dumpty

You’re not very good at social engineering

The Girl Army

Actually I’m very good.

Trumpty Dumpty

Thus your excellent reputation


The Girl Army

haha

The Girl Army

I have a reputation?


The Girl Army

If you want to go tit for tat, I will post stories about you against stories about me.


The Girl Army

a comepetition


The Girl Army

I’m an award-winning writher


The Girl Army

Someone gave you my name. She’s fond of the words “social engineering

The Girl Army

That litle pixie is some kind of logo for you

The Girl Army

Was it Alexie_blu? You do know who that is

Trumpty Dumpty

Award winning writher sounds about right. SE or Social Engineering is a common phrase on the internet. You are free to post what you want. That’s the beauty of the first amendment. Though sometimes free speech can be costly when it involves defamation or libel.

The Girl Army

why are you defaming me


Trumpty Dumpty

I don’t believe I am.


The Girl Army

Well I don’t believe your gay

The Girl Army

gay people aren’t cruel

The Girl Army

They gone through enough that they understand


Trumpty Dumpty

oh my gawd. You are really too stupid to talk to. Why don’t you take your asinine generalizations and go bother someone else


Why don’t you talk your whiney typing figures and actually do something valuable

The Girl Army

i’ll tell you this, I’m a witch and I’m going to create a spell just for you

The Girl Army

My spell will make you impotent

Trumpty Dumpty

I’d do a spell on you that would make you psychotic but somebody already beat me to it.


The Girl Army

That’s my spell. Of course I want ppl to think I’m just a harmless crazy

Trumpty Dumpty

yeah, well you spelled bitch wrong


The Girl Army

Frankly write what you want


The Girl Army

Did I?

Trumpty Dumpty

As I said, I don’t need your permission or approval to post anything

The Girl Army

No you don’t but I don’t know why you want to make me your enemy

Trumpty Dumpty

What people think is not my concern but personally I don’t grant anyone the power to be an enemy


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