Taylor Swift And The Tiny Little Nazis

Who knew? Taylor Swift has fanboys at The Daily Stormer, the nazi website that found itself kicked off GoDaddy and Google after the events in Charlottesville.

Stormer editor, Andrew Anglin and writer, Andrew “Weev” Auernheimer, see Taylor Swift as the perfect Aryan woman. According to Anglin, she’s “a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn.”

Anglin also goes on to say that Taylor is “secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world.”

Of course Taylor Swift isn’t a Nazi. The Daily Stormer is a nasty, offensive publication but a lot of the writing on the site is satirical and not to be taken 100% seriously. The Stormer attempts to use humor to disguise the hate on their site so the adulation of Taylor is somewhat tongue in cheek. But even so their Taylor fan club has its own website, a Facebook page, and a section on Reddit.

The idea of Andrew Anglin and Weeb Auernheimer having a crush on Taylor Swift is funny when you remember that Taylor Swift is 5′ 10″ tall, which is the average height for a man these days.

Andrew Anglin stands 5′ 2″ tall and Weev is 5′ 4″. They’re tiny little Nazis and Anglin is so short that Taylor would have to lean over to kiss the top of his tiny little bald head.

These guys being very short explains a lot. Some men feel the need to over-compensate for their shortcomings…like running a Nazi website. Taylor Swift certainly fits the ideal of an Aryan woman but Anglin and Weev definitely do not. They’re tiny little Nazis who are too short to be prime examples of the master race. From what I’ve seen of White Supremacists, most of them fall pretty short of the ideal Aryan.

Next time you come across a video of an event or march for White Supremacy, take a good look at the men participating. Note the pot bellies, unkempt hair, and sloppy clothes. Basically losers who bolster their own self esteem by blaming everything on the Jews or Blacks or whatever minority group is in vogue that day.

So it’s not really a big surprise that Anglin and Weev are White Supremacists. The Daily Stormer might make them feel like big shots and elevate them in the eyes of their peers but they’ll always be tiny little Nazis who look up to Taylor Swift…

because they have to.