Living in sub tropical South Florida, my very dear friend, Donatella, and I don’t own many sweaters. And of course all of our clothes are beautiful. So when Ugly Sweater Day comes along it gives us a chance to go shopping!

Shopping for the ugliest sweater you can find is truly giggle worthy. There’s no shortage of ugly clothing in the world. Donatella always has us start out at a Tommy Hilfiger store. She says Hilfiger is like the Walmart of the fashion world and nobody has a better selection of ugly clothing than Hilfiger!

Donatella and I came home with ugly sweaters we really liked but not poor Carlito the pool boy. Donatella said Carlito makes even the ugliest sweater look good so she bought him ugly Christmas pants instead.

Tonight we will all be wearing our wonderful new ugly clothes to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party in South Beach where we will drink hot buttered rum and sing Carols around the palm tree. I don’t know who Carol is but I’m sure she’s very nice!

Joyeaux Noel!

That’s another language for Merry Ugly Sweater Day!