Trump To Ban Scientology

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Scientology

Thanks to the recent decision by SCOTUS on the Muslim ban, Trump can now rid America of Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Sources close to the White House tell us Trump plans to ban entry into America by people or thetans from the Galactic Confederacy and deport any Galactic Confederacy aliens currently in the United States.

This is another bold move in Trump’s campaign to Make America Great Again by reaffirming White Christian majority rule in America and by the reduction of non-protestant religions and non-White persons.

Our source tells us Trump will enforce his ban through his newly created Space Force as soon as somebody figures out what it is.

According to our informer, Trump now plans to ban the Amish by forbidding any immigration from Ohio.

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