What a surprise. Neal Rauhauser will be unable to appear in court tomorrow via video link.

Though he had a month’s notice, I guess Neal has been too busy making Skittle graphs and bot accounts for his new social media company (Because his first one, PPST, worked out so well).

Or it might be that the people running the verified video link won’t take a library card as proof of ID.

Neal has until November 1st to show up or be held in contempt.