Lady G is about to start her book reading at the library, but Rhonda Santis arrives…
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well hello there boys and girls and
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those of you who are somewhere in
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between I’m so happy all have come to
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Lady G’s happy hour drag queen Story
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Time book reading of course and Lady G
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you there in the blue shirt you all
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better keep your hands to yourself and
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shut your mouth don’t make lady G come
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over there you will not like it so
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children are stored today is blue shirt
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boy you stick your tongue out at me
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again and Lady G will pull it right out
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your mouth and slap you with it don’t
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test me child so children just a minute
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there lady G Rhonda
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Rhonda Santas what the hell are you
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doing here at lady G’s happy hour drag
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queen Story Time book reading there’s
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only room for one drag queen in this
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here library and it ain’t you girl keep
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your panties on I’m just doing an
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inspection
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[Music]
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so now you got a library police
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you are true blue shirt boy I saw that I
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am watching you and as for you Rhonda
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why are you in your library police
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inspecting lady G I’m making sure you’re
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not reading age inappropriate stories or
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grooming our young children and speaking
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of children you have a very diverse
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group here it’s lady G’s little Rainbow
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well Rhonda will fix that for you in a
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jiffy
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um all the white children move to the
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front please yes in an orderly fashion
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and sit down all the black children
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please move to the back where you’ll be
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much more comfortable and all the brown
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children please stand up and exit the
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building out the back you are going on a
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very
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um special trip there’s a very nice lady
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out there her name is Perla so kindly go
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now go along with you there you go lady
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G I fixed it all for you just the way
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way God intended it to be but around
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there’s not very many children left
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um we will not let them replace us now
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what stories were you going to read
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these children will Ronda as a longtime
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friend of Judy I thought I would pay
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homage to the Queen by reading my
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favorite story The Wizard of all no
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absolutely not lady G the poppy fields
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those are references to drugs and a
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young white girl traveling alone with
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three non-whites that give strange ideas
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to young white children no lady G this
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book is banned damn well I guess I could
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read another favorite book of mine A
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Wrinkle in Time more hallucinogenics
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absolutely not that book is banned I
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could read some Harry Potter witchcraft
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that book is banned though I do like the
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way that JK Rowling thinks so you’re not
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going to accept anything I want to read
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are you probably not
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um I I think we’ve come to the end of
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Lady G’s happy hour drag queen story
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time book reading
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well Rhonda cancel lady G will lady G
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sing for the children tune in on Sunday
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and find out in the next episode of Lady
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G’s happy hour drag queen Story Time
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book reading and see the premiere of
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Lady G’s new single Stand By Your Man
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