High Mimes And Misdemeanors; The Trials Of JoJo

JoJo had another hearing yesterday, March 28th, regarding two of the charges from his long assorted list. Charges addressed were # 6, Stalking, which is JoJo’s way of showing affection and #8 Attempt To Influence A Public Servant, which no doubt came as a result of JoJo trying to flip the cop twenty bucks to take a hike. JoJo has another court date for these charges on April 4th and then on April 24th is the Disposition Hearing for his major charge of attempting to strangle a mime. JoJo’s well known and much beloved internet lawyer, Sue Basko, will most likely … Continue reading High Mimes And Misdemeanors; The Trials Of JoJo

JoJo Camp Uncovers International Mime Extortion Ring

You probably never heard of Wheat Ridge, Colorado, before JoJo Camp was arrested there, but it turns out Wheat Ridge is part of an evil extortion ring that is under investigation by a multinational task force which includes DHS, FBI, MI5, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Interpol. This is according to JoJo, who’s been in jail for months now but has managed to discover that top secret information about JoJo was given to an attorney in Florida and her client in California. The attorney he refers to is probably Kirsten O, who has a restraining order against JoJo for stalking. And … Continue reading JoJo Camp Uncovers International Mime Extortion Ring

JoJo Camp Arraigned Today For Attempted Mime Murder

Joseph “JoJo” Camp was in court today in Colorado for his formal arraignment on assorted charges including the attempted strangulation of a mime. This was the chance for JoJo to enter a plea to the charges against him.  I don’t know for sure what plea JoJo entered but if you’ve been checking out jojocamp.com and keeping up with all the crazy letters JoJo’s been writing , I’d guess he went for Not Guilty. And I imagine he followed that plea up with accusations of a conspiracy against him because of “what he knows”.  JoJo attempted to get his bond of … Continue reading JoJo Camp Arraigned Today For Attempted Mime Murder

Mime Chat; A Conversation With JoJo

photo: Gates Frontiers Fund Colorado Collection within the Carol M. Highsmith Archive, Library of Congress, Prints and Photographs Division. Curiously prophetic, the mime in the photo above is JoJo Camp’s actual victim though that isn’t JoJo strangling her. The picture was taken in July of 2015.  Below is a conversation I had in June with the mime whose career JoJo was managing. At the time, JoJo issued a challenge online that he bet nobody could guess where he was. I knew where he was so I tweeted his mime client and asked her to tell JoJo that I knew he … Continue reading Mime Chat; A Conversation With JoJo

JoJo Denied Bail! Mime Lives Matter

JoJo Camp had another preliminary hearing today. The state of Colorado presented their final list of charges against JoJo along with the evidence that he committed those crimes. Observing the proceedings were JoJo’s old buddies, the FBI. As a result of this hearing, Camp was denied bail and a trial date was set for October 26th at 8:30 am. As I said before: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the mime.  Continue reading JoJo Denied Bail! Mime Lives Matter

UpComing Court Cases; Trump, Camp, Spink, Rauhauser. Spina et al

“Justice is a dish best served with popcorn”                                                            – Zile Ohai A lot of the characters that appear on Iron Troll blog have court cases coming up so I thought it would be a very good idea to make a list of who’s who and when they go to court.  As a celebrity, I also decided it would be very nice of me if I also held a fund raiser for … Continue reading UpComing Court Cases; Trump, Camp, Spink, Rauhauser. Spina et al

JoJo, World Famous Mime Maker

Screw the Iron Troll blog gig, I’m heading to Colorado so JoJo can make me into a world famous mime!  Oh yes, the name Zile will go down in history like all those other world famous mimes that come to mind when you think of all the world famous mimes in the history of the whole world! You know, all those mimes, like Charlie Choplin (Not to be confused with world famous singer, Janis Choplin or world famous composer, Frédéric Choplin or, I guess, even silent movie actor, Charlie Chaplin). I will be more famous than the late Robin Williams, who … Continue reading JoJo, World Famous Mime Maker

JoJo Camp Hacked! UPDATED Aug 31

UPDATE August 31: Bullyville has obtained a copy of a consent release that JoJo signed, allowing the police to search his phone. JoJo’s claim of being hacked is total crap. Chronic stalker, JoJo Camp, who is very famous, and was once rated the 4th most elite hacker in the whole world, is claiming he has been hacked. By the cops who have arrested him. JoJo is awaiting trial on several felonies so in his copious free time he is applying the Thomas Retzlaff jail house lawyer defense strategy of bothering everyone connected to his arrest.  In the letter below, JoJo … Continue reading JoJo Camp Hacked! UPDATED Aug 31

JoJo Writes The FBI

JoJo recently contacted the Colorado office of the FBI with another of his endless FOIA requests.  (JoJo is the only person in history who’s had the United States Government file a restraining order against him to make him stop filing FOIA) JoJo is currently incarcerated while he awaits trial for several felonies. During his bond hearing-where the bond was set at $100,000- JoJo heard the district attorney mention that the FBI is investigating him.  JoJo and others have been repeatedly told that the FBI is investigating the crazy goings on with Camp, Retzlaff and Rauhauser so I don’t know why … Continue reading JoJo Writes The FBI